SPA: LOE: Whoa Dude, Check out The Tsunami

They need to be told this? – Yahoo! News LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – An exclusive California beace enclave has raised eyebrows by passing out tsunami safety brochures that warn residents, in capital letters, that they should never try to surf one.” All the popular press is grabbing this today, but…

SPA: Woman Used Stolen Card in Lottery

http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051028/ap_on_re_us/lottery_credit_card “AP – A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.” Extraordinary Bad Luck coupled with Extraordinary Stupidity!

Stupid People Alert: Able To Leap Tall Buildings…

Superman Hospitalized After Leap “GRAZ, Austria – A man who claimed he was Superman and could fly was hospitalized early Tuesday after leaping from a fourth-floor window, authorities said.Paramedics rushed the 23-year-old man to a hospital in the city of Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, after he jumped…

Stupid People Alert: Hello Mommy…

Call to mom seals robbery suspect’s fate “ZAGREB (Reuters) – A phone call to his mother led to the downfall of a suspected German robber, who was arrested in Croatia after fleeing his homeland and eluding police for nearly two weeks. Croatian police said the security guard made off with…

Stupid People Alert 10230502

Dead man gets parking ticket “SYDNEY (Reuters) – Australian authorities have apologized to the family of an elderly man who was given a parking ticket while he lay dead in his car in a suburban shopping center.The 71-year-old man, known to be seriously ill, went missing nine days ago and…

I didn’t expect to be here right now…

Well, I didn’t expect to be lying in bed right now. Figured I’d be close to Main St. exit on 77, heading down to teach. BUT on the way down pleasant valley road, I got a Yahoo! Mail alert (I have a rule set up to SMS me whenever email…