Stupid People Alert: Getaway Mower
Man leads police on low-speed lawnmower chase
“SPRINGFIELD, Ill. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time, but a man’s attempt to flee from police on a lawnmower ended in a return trip to prison. Police say they got a tip about a stolen riding lawnmower. When they investigated, they spotted a man driving across a cornfield near Springfield.”
When your being chased by jogging policeman, it’s a good indication that no matter how drunk you are, a riding mower is not a good getaway vehicle.